Levi the Giant slayer

Fractured Fairy Tale

W.A.L.T:recraft a traditional fairytale by changing characters,settings,main event and ideas but still making sure that the bone-structure of the fairy tale can be recognised

                              Levi the Giant Slayer

Levi was not always a giant slayer, he started life like a normal kid like you and I. Eventually he married to a lovely woman named beyonce and they lived in a rented house near a magical kingdom. They were not rich neither poor but could not afford to buy their own house. The only thing they had to sell was a  diamond necklace so Levi went off to sell the necklace.

Levi was not so bright, he came across a strange guy who was selling magic beans. “I have no money but I have a diamond necklace, do you want to swap my necklace for two blue magic beans?”

“Yes I will take it” said the strange man.

As soon as he told his wife, she was so angry and she threw the two beans outside the window. Levi was sad and went to sleep. The next morning he woke up and saw a huge beanstalk, Levi saw that his wife was still asleep so he started to climb the beanstalk.

After about ten exhausting long hours he finally reached the top. As he looked around there was a big castle with gigantic doors. Just then, out came four giants.

Levi ran behind a rock one of their nose twitched and he said “Fee Fy Foe Fum, I smell stink bum.”

Levi ran inside the castle without the giants seeing. Inside the castle he saw a goose in a cage. It was laying golden eggs. He quickly grabbed the goose and ran.

One of the giant caught him,  “Hey you little rascal Levi grabbed a sword  the giant tried to grab him Levi cut his hand off Levi saw a crown on the cut off finger he put it on and he was the ruled the giants they all bowed  before him.One of the giants were

not so happy. when Levi went to sleep one of the giants stole the crown.when Levi woke up he was in a bunch of flower with garlic. I command you to release me right now. you're not king any more. Levi threw a garlic at a knife hanging on the rack it fell and cut the giants eye. He grabbed the knife and cuts his legs and he fell over Levi ran outside grabbed the goose  by the beanstalk he slid down the leaves.

“GET HIM” they said he got to the ground and started to chop it down with a chainsaw he grabbed all the people that he could find when it fell  the giants run back to  their castle

after all that Levi is in his new castle reading his story of his great adventure and he lived happily ever after.

author:Remus